​【原声视界】Day 122 歪果仁评测中国零食

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White Rabbit

Oh, that looks cool.

That actually looks really nice.

No taste whatsoever.

I feel like I'm chewing a piece of carrot.

It's like milk toffee.

It's plastic.

It's never a good sign when you can't tell if it's plastic or food.

It's exactly what is says on the tin.

It tastes like a white, creamy rabbit.

It's like chewing gum, without the mint. I'm not sure if I'm meant to swallow it.

It kind of sounds like a drug. You takin' a few 'White Rabbits' tonight, are ya?" 

Yeah!

Wow, China. What can't you do?

Well....just stop their human rights violations.

Preserved fruit of haw?

If it is a fruit, why did they think it would be a good idea to tube it?

They way she is, it kind of reminds me of protein food or something.

Like, "Yeah! Get strong!"

It looks like something they give ya in space.

We'll just edit this so it looks like I opened it.

I did it!

Oh my god, this is rank!

I just had a baby girl! Everybody! Come on! Take one, take one!

I really don't want to eat this.

Oh, Jesus. What's that?

What is this?!

I'm already sticky and it's in the packaging!

The texture of this is not good.

It's like eating a rolled-up raisin.

Oh, it's really good!

It tastes like flowers.

That's in the top ten worst things I've had on "Facts."

It tastes like those Fruit Roll-Ups but the fruit is made out of crap.

You could slap somebody in the face with this thing.

Kind of feels like you're eating stationery.

What do you know, China, that we don't? What's this secret fruit you're keeping to yourselves?

It's iced tea! I love iced tea!

Are we still doing the Facts video or is this like our break for the first time?

Yeah! 

Do we get, like, a legally... like, "here's your juice box, boys." "Thank you!"

It's, uh, very old timey. Like, "lets all go to the lobby and get a juice".

That says "irreplaceable taste" on the top!

That's the same slogan crack has!

It looks good, though. The packaging looks good.

Can I pop it in?

Yeah, go ahead! 

Wait, you can never get it in the hole, first time?

No.

I got it in the wrong hole the first time in, lost my virginity, got it in her f***king sister!

Oh, that's really nice!

I like it.

That is beautiful.

Yeah, this is great.

Do like a beer can, you slice and like...

Pop it on the side and just.... - [Robbie] Yeah.

That seems really threatening: "Please consume immediately after opening".

"Irreplaceable taste". That's true!

Yeah, I can never drink anything ever again.