【原声视界】Day 42 有个小气鬼男友是种什么体验？

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有个小气鬼男友是种什么体验？

Cheap Boyfriends

【背景扩展】

和小气男友的日常: 洗澡要控制好时间。出门只走路绝不打车。约会时带她去吃速食快餐，还是冷的那种。

What was the time?

Thirty seconds.

Damn it! I gotta get that down to 20.

Are you gonna want me to do this for every shower you take?

Yes! The last water bill (n.水费) was $62. We can get that down to $26.

All right, now you got 15 seconds. You’d better hurry up. Take it off.

Babe.

What’s up?

I need you to call me a Uber for work. You know my clients are.

All right, I got you. Meet me downstairs in like 5 minutes.

All right.

Where the Uber is?

I’m not gonna get in the Uber. You’d better get on my back.

You’re gonna take me to work on your back?

Yes, I’m trying to save money, so get on my back. Come on.

We gotta get there in 10 minutes.

All right, I’m gonna get you there.

Go! Go! Go!

Man, I’m hungry. Can you take me to get something to eat?

That sounds like too much money I need to spend. I could just make you some food.

Babe, you can’t even cook.

Relax! I got this. Give me a few minutes.

Can you hurry up? I’m starving.

Here I come.

Okay, now close your eyes. I wanna surprise you.

I can’t even smell nothing.

Just wait. It’s about to be worth it.

Open your eyes.

What is that?

It’s a recipe I got from Fateh Ali Khan. You see the tomato sauce. The tomatoes were grown in the Garden of Eden. Crazy, ain’t it? And the cheese was aged 85 years. Impeccable!

Boy, that is a lunchable. You could at least got me a DiGiorno.

I’m trying to hear that.

And it’s cold. Go warm it up！

Get up.

Are you crazy? What’s wrong with you?

Why do you got all these damn lights on?

It was dark in here. I couldn’t see.

You were asleep. You don’t need to see. You know how much money are you costing us?

How much?

$4.52 per kilowatt.

OMG.

Don’t let it happen again. We’re snorting damn money for some lights.

Cheap…

I’m what?

Nothing…

I’m not cheap. I’m conservative. Saving money.