【原声视界】Day 20 Trevor's Unexpected Ride to Work

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Trevor's Unexpected Ride to Work 

All right, dope. Anything else before we move on? Anything? Yes, ma’am, here. “So, we noticed you got here around 3. What do you do in the time period between 3 and …?” That’s… So, let me tell you. This was the most fun. So, normally I get here in the morning, right? But now, because of the voice, I have to start my day doing vocal training. So I go see my vocal coach, and then go see the voice doctors, and I get there. So, normally we start the day, at like 9:30, 10:30 together here at the show. 

So today, and like this week, I go to my voice doctor. Then I go to my voice coach. Do like a whole thing with them. Get the voice… cause they look at it, they put things down my throat, I make sounds, eh… Then they look at it. Then, so today, when I was coming. Today was one of my favorite days ever. Cause then, when I was on the way to the show today. Someone in one of those sanitation trucks. You know, the one that sweeps the road and stuff? Yeah, they just like pulled up. and then they honked, and they’re like… Yo Trevor, wanna get in? 

And I was like, no. And then I was like, yeah. Actually, I do. And then I jumped in the sanitation truck. And then we just swept the streets together. So, I was supposed to come straight to work, but then I was just like, driving around New York, sweeping the streets with the person. And then we’re like driving around, like ah… sweep there, sweep there, sweep there… And then, that’s like what we did for a while. And then, he was like, all right, can I drop you off at the show? Then, I was like yeah, drop me off at the show. Then drove me in the sanitation truck. And then dropped…and then I literally hopped out at The Daily Show. 

And there’re some people who saw me. And their faces, cause the sanitation truck pulls up. And it like opens at the front. And then I popped out. And then I saw people look at me. And you know, immediately when a person’s mind just goes, no… Cause their face was like, ah, that’s Trevor. And then their mind was like, that is not Trevor. Trevor doesn’t come out of a sanitation truck to The Daily Show. So they looked at me and just ignored that I existed as a human being. And then like I walked past. And then some people were waiting to come to The Daily Show. And then, they were like, nope. That wasn’t him. We’ll wait for the real Trevor Noah who does not emerge from sanitation trucks.